Hello, I'm Izzy and I'm in the business of entertaining you with random posts.
Pokemon Pickup Lines
- Boy: Aye, Yo Gurl
- Girl: What?
- Boy: Chill, Chiil. I was just wondering...
- Girl: ...What?
- Boy: Oh, well... I've been poisoned in battle.
- Girl: What? Battle? What are you--
- Boy: So why don't we share an Antidote in my pokeball tonight?
- Girl: ...
- Girl: ....
- Girl: .....
- Girl: Let me grab my DS
I love my friends...
- Boy: Hey yo Gurl! You must be wearing Space Pants because your butt is outta dis world!!
- Me: Actually, they are Softball pants cuz I'm soooo out of your League.
- Random people: OOOOOO Snap! You just got buurnnnnneedd!
Hey.I Just Got Here. This Is Crazy. But I’m Here to Enslave Midgard. So Kneel for Me, Baby
— Loki
