So my 16yr old sibling can’t seem to wrap her head around the fact that I don’t want kids
Now that I think about it, so does my family.
"Oh you say that now, but it’ll change when get older."
Uhm, no the fuck it wont. I’m in my twenties and I don’t want to be responsible for fucking up someones life.
Rage Quit: A Haiku
What are you doing?
No, no no no, no no, NO!
Fuck this, it’s stupid.
Got new bedding!
makes me wanna go
Medea vs. Everyone
So I finally got around to watching Star Trek (the 2009 one with chris and zachary in it). Any who….
So I’m sitting there, eating my chocolate peanut butter snacks throughout the whole movie, not saying a single word or raising an eyebrow at anything. I had seen so very few of the Kirk Saga of Star Trek that I did not know how inaccurate the movie was, but none the less- I kept watching. By the end of my movie I had a pile of trash next to me and one thing in mind.
So I went to my sister’s room, kicked down her door and said in my most Southern accent,
“I’m Ma, to the damn D-E-A!”
That’s right. Madea. During the movie I saw Tyler Perry and the only thing on my mind was ‘I hope Madea comes out and slaps Chris Pines
or Zachary Quintofor mouthing off some sass’.
Imagine how hilarious it would have been to have the Enterprise crew running from Madea. I’d watched that.
I’d watched that so hard the DVD would break
I’m Such A Pervert
and my wonderful followers aren’t helping xD
<3 you all
I Love my Followers
I really do. So please don’t laugh as I tell you a story.
So it’s my baby sister’s birthday this saturday and I tried making her some Perler Bead Jewelry. I would honestly wear them if they were different colours but they are sexy cuz *I* made them!!!
Anyway, I’m gluing away and stuff and…
Remember that one time from American Pie where Jim superglued himself to… himself?
Well that just happened to me, but with my thigh.
And I have no more fingernail Polish Remover T.T FML.
ZOMG POKEMONE BLACK/WHITE2
I’m getting White2 You know what this means?
Anonymous asked: I hope you get molested by the Slender Man
Here’s a list of things that ran through my mind…
Then again… I thought about it….
I’m a sucker for well dressed people. Who knows, maybe Slendy is just running from me ;)
My Cat is a Hiddelstoner
So my cat and I were just relaxing since it is rainy and I decided to put on Thor. My cat and I just laid there just chilling and stuff but I had to get up. So I reached for the remote to pause it and every time I tried, my cat kept trying to bite my hand. She pawed at the remote and gave me the look like, “Touch and I scratch”
She really enjoys watching Loki in all his Jötun glory.
My cat is a Hiddlestoner
Pokemon Pickup Lines
- Boy: Aye, Yo Gurl
- Girl: What?
- Boy: Chill, Chiil. I was just wondering...
- Girl: ...What?
- Boy: Oh, well... I've been poisoned in battle.
- Girl: What? Battle? What are you--
- Boy: So why don't we share an Antidote in my pokeball tonight?
- Girl: ...
- Girl: ....
- Girl: .....
- Girl: Let me grab my DS