I fucked up at work.
A mother came in looking for time cards for WOW. I showed her where they were and gave her answers when she needed.
I assumed she was buying for a boy and she corrected me.
But the mother was overjoyed at my excitement of the news and was grateful when I scribbled down some helpful hints for the newly fledge WOW player :3
I hope to see her again.
Anonymous asked: Your avatar is the coolest. I was scrolling on the dash and had to stop and stare for a little bit. So badass.
SnapChat + Work? Baad Combo.
I’d never get anything done. But it does make for great stories!
When My Sister Brings Home a Boy:
Me: “Who’re you?”
Him: ”A friend of your sisters”
Me: “How old are you?”
Him: “I’m… I’m… how old do I look?”
Me: “Old enough to fear me”
Picked up my sister from work…
and walked out to the car only to see 5 khaki sportin’, polo wearing dudes and one of them was being slammed onto the hood of a cop car.
"DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" He kept saying and my sister and I just stared for a moment. The cop was super collective and dutiful.
I was half expecting his friends to somehow convince the officer not to arrest their friend, but nooooo. 2 of them whip out their Iphones and are like, “Dude, I gotta film this”
What the ever loving fuck?! You’re friend is getting arrested and all you care about is filming him?! I had never seen such a thing before and it makes me disappointed in my generation