Anonymous asked: Your avatar is the coolest. I was scrolling on the dash and had to stop and stare for a little bit. So badass.
SnapChat + Work? Baad Combo.
I’d never get anything done. But it does make for great stories!
When My Sister Brings Home a Boy:
Me: “Who’re you?”
Him: ”A friend of your sisters”
Me: “How old are you?”
Him: “I’m… I’m… how old do I look?”
Me: “Old enough to fear me”
Picked up my sister from work…
and walked out to the car only to see 5 khaki sportin’, polo wearing dudes and one of them was being slammed onto the hood of a cop car.
"DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" He kept saying and my sister and I just stared for a moment. The cop was super collective and dutiful.
I was half expecting his friends to somehow convince the officer not to arrest their friend, but nooooo. 2 of them whip out their Iphones and are like, “Dude, I gotta film this”
What the ever loving fuck?! You’re friend is getting arrested and all you care about is filming him?! I had never seen such a thing before and it makes me disappointed in my generation
Breakfast at Clockwick's House
- Mamma B: Here, eat this cantaloupe.
- Me: How about Canta-NOPE!!!
Good News: I’m no longer sick
- I left half way thru work cuz of sickness ><
- I’ve read 31chapters of Attack on Titan in 4hrs.
What the fuck Parent?
So I’m going to a wedding in a month and just booked my ticket today. I couldn’t afford it right now so I told the person who bought it for me that I’ll pay them back in installments and they were fine with this.
Note: I’ve only been working at a chinese food restaurant for almost a fortnight and I’m still in training.
So my mom calls me to see about the progress of the ticket buying was going and how I was going to pay it.
"You can pay for it when you get a real job with a real paycheck.”
I can understand if it was my sister telling me this cuz she’s a negative-nancy but WTF MOM?! A real job? Real paycheck?
- I just started working
- I have anxiety about failing and getting fired. You’re adding to that fire
- When I’m out of training, I’ll be making more than my sister
- I’m resisting the urge to backhand you with uncooked meat
Screw this. I’m going to sleep my day away and not do anything